PETA President Sells Herself on Ebay
Hunting season has begun in Pennsylvania and I suspect there are more than a few "great white hunters" out there who could use a hand dragging their buck out of the woods. Then, when they're finished with that - maybe they could do some cow tipping down by the creek, just before catching a fish or two (or maybe a little bunny rabbit) for dinner.
Yes, folks - as if life weren't strange enough, PETA's president and founder, Ingrid Newkirk, is selling herself on Ebay as "personal assistant for a day". Last I checked, the bid had reached its reserve price, was at $8,100.00 and had about 6 days left.
So there's still time to get in on this, folks.
$5 says she sues the person who wins her for what ever strange and hilarious things they make her do.
UPDATE - 12 hours later the bid is up to $10,100.00
UPDATE...UPDATE - only a little over a day left and the bid is $14,100.00
UPDATE...UPDATE...UPDATE - with a little under 12 hours left, the high bid is at $30,200! The high bidder on this one is the same bidder who was winning at $14,100 - me thinks this could be good!
Yes, folks - as if life weren't strange enough, PETA's president and founder, Ingrid Newkirk, is selling herself on Ebay as "personal assistant for a day". Last I checked, the bid had reached its reserve price, was at $8,100.00 and had about 6 days left.
So there's still time to get in on this, folks.
$5 says she sues the person who wins her for what ever strange and hilarious things they make her do.
UPDATE - 12 hours later the bid is up to $10,100.00
UPDATE...UPDATE - only a little over a day left and the bid is $14,100.00
UPDATE...UPDATE...UPDATE - with a little under 12 hours left, the high bid is at $30,200! The high bidder on this one is the same bidder who was winning at $14,100 - me thinks this could be good!
2 Comments:
At 8:45 AM, November 04, 2005,
Anonymous said…
I have a whole lot of chicken that needs to be eaten. I'd also like Ms. Newkirk to assist in a lesson to my children about propaganda, using PETA's "GRRR" kids' magazine that is sent to my daughter for some unknown reason.
At 1:52 PM, November 07, 2005,
Neo-Con Tastic said…
That would be awesome. Perhaps having her work at a fur store or a KFC. Undoubtedly she'd probably sue but it would be worth every second.
Post a Comment
<< Home