I Know...

It's been a while. I'll tell you the TRUTH...
I was abducted by aliens, broke my leg....and then my toe. I have been working 15 hour days and going to night school AND my dog ate my homework.
Or...it's springtime and that's the truth.
(Although I have been going to school...and I had jury duty...more on that later)

Not much has happened anyway...

• Gas is up
• Bush's popularity is down
• Gators continue eating people in Florida
• Democrats continue to try to eat Cheney
• People still going missing from cruise ships
• Patrick Kennedy gets a pat on the back for being a druggie/drunk (big surprise)
• Even though the MAJORITY of Americans say they aren't worried about the governments wire-taps, Democrats continue to make horse's asses of themselves over it.
• Hillary Clinton slammed America's youth, labeling them lazy, forgetting she had offspring in that category and then apologized to her daughter - but not to the rest of the hardworking young people in this country. Way to rule out votes, Hillary.
• It's raining in New England. Hey! Where's Pat Robertson to tell us why?
• People are more uptight about the Da Vinci Code than they are about the religion of hate that really is infiltrating our country.

That's about all I have patience for right now. But I'll be back within a couple of days to elaborate on a few of these points and some other rants I've been brewing.