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Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Liberal Fantasies - where DO they get their material?

Bully to Hillary Clinton for pointing out today that the Federal Government is to blame for the mess down in New Orleans. Without the Clinton’s wonderful insight, I don’t know where this country would be (Lord knows there would have been a lot more children who didn’t know what a blow job was by the age of ten!) What I don’t understand, is why she hasn’t pointed out the other obvious things that G.W. Bush is responsible for. Let’s face it folks, he is NOT getting the recognition he deserves for wrecking…well, pretty much everything!

We know he was responsible for 9/11 (single handedly, I might add!), and he LIED to his country about the WMD’s! He’s personally responsible for the death of Casey Sheehan. Where HAS his foul-mouthed mother run off to, anyway? It’s been far too long since we’ve heard from her. Perhaps she was on tour in the deep south when the hurricane hit – in which case, old Bush is responsible for her fate as well! But what about all the other issues?? Why haven’t we called the Bush administration on the carpet for all the other messes they’ve made of the world??

For instance:
Did you know Ford had to recall 3.8 million pick-up trucks? Don’t you think it’s just a little too coincidental that most of the pick-up trucks sold in the United States are sold in the south and the hurricane victims live in the south? We ALL know this is just G.W.’s way of kicking those poor minorities while they’re down!!

How about Hurrican Ophelia? We all know that she is churning out of control and heading toward Florida because the Bush administration has not given enough attention to the issue of global warming!

And did you know that the Bush administration is responsible for the errors you get in Microsoft Windows? Really! I wouldn’t make this up. Seems someone from Bush’s team of thugs coerced Bill Gates to set up those errors so that when you click on the button that says, “send error report” it goes straight to the White House and G.W. knows exactly what you’re doing all the time! Yup!

I read today that there has been a significant increase in tennis elbow. The reason for the increase is because so many Americans have to play tennis now to relieve stress created by the Bush administration. Which mean, yep…you guessed it! It’s HIS fault! When will this man quit??

Did you know that the rings around Saturn have significantly changed in the past 25 years? Rumor has it that it’s because of the Bush administrations neglect of the Ozone. “O” as in O-zone – the rings are like “O”’s…. coincidence? I think not!

Also, both United Airlines and Delta are talking about bankruptcy. That all goes back, of course, to 9/11 for which Bush was entirely responsible, so it’s his fault these corporations are going under. The tax breaks he gave them, supposedly to help them survive, was obviously just hush money.

And finally…and you didn’t hear this from me……but, I hear there is a private investigation going on into the death of Bob Denver. Yep! It’s true! They called it “complications from cancer”, but I think we all know what that REALLY means! George W. Bush KILLED Gilligan!

I have other issues under investigation that I can’t comment on just yet, but let’s just say that the environmental issues they’re having in China, Renquist’s death, G.W.’s exercise habits, the degree of homeliness of Bill & Hill’s daughter, that wave that hit the cruise ship last year, Wacko-Jacko’s acquittal and a little secret about Kermit the Frog are about to be blown WIDE OPEN!


  • At 9:50 PM, September 07, 2005, Blogger Disgruntled Car Salesman said…

    It's Tropical Storm Ophelia, but yes, it IS GW Bush's fault. I wrote an article to "Blame Bush! Blame Bush!" on my blog sometime last week. Let's all get on the band wagon!!

    Yeeeaaahhhh! (In the tune of Howie Dean)

  • At 10:03 PM, September 07, 2005, Anonymous P.I. Mom said…

    Yes, yes, you're right! I went to the shoe store to buy my daughter a pair of Nikes we priced for $79 last week - when we went back to buy them, they were $99! I'm positive G.W. pulled a bait and switch, I just have to gather the proof. He's toast!

  • At 12:55 AM, September 09, 2005, Anonymous parated2k said…

    What gets me is, how did the idea the the House and the Senate are merely spectators in the U.S. Government?

    If we listen to some people, the Congress just sits around waiting for the President and his cabinet to run the country.

    Is Senator Clinton saying that senators and housemembers are merely figureheads?

  • At 6:57 AM, September 09, 2005, Anonymous P.I. Mom said…

    Of course! Everyone knows that G.W. Bush is an evil dictator and we no longer live in a democracy...because the democrats would have DEFINITELY stood by and let THAT happen.


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