National Dunce Day!

Today is National Dunce Day – no seriously, it is! Even though I'm pretty sure it's Dunce Day every day at my office! But don’t worry if you’ve only just found out. There are plenty of other great holidays to celebrate later this month. For instance, I’m pretty upset that I missed out on Deviled Egg Day, but I have big plans for National Pizza With The Works Except Anchovies Day, which is just next week on November 12^th and November 21^st should be fun – it’s False Confessions Day! But my favorite has to be the 22^nd – Start Your Own Country Day! Now, that’s a day I can sink my teeth into! Anyone wishing to sign up to be considered as a citizen of my new country (of which I will be the Empress, of course) is welcome to send a complete CV, credit & criminal histories (and don’t you dare leave out any of the good stuff!) and, of course, a copy of your voter registration card via e-mail.

For those of you who need another reason to celebrate – here is a complete listing of holidays this month.

November 1 is . . . . . Plan Your Epitaph Day
November 2 is . . . . . National Deviled Egg Day
November 3 is . . . . . Sandwich Day and Housewife's Day
November 4 is . . . . . Waiting For The Barbarians Day
November 5 is . . . . . Gunpowder Day
November 6 is . . . . . Saxophone Day and Marooned Without A Compass Day
November 7 is . . . . . National Bittersweet Chocolate With Almonds Day
November 8 is . . . . . Dunce Day
November 9 is . . . . . Chaos Never Dies Day
November 10 is . . . . Forget-Me-Not Day
November 11 is . . . . Air Day
November 12 is . . . . National Pizza With The Works Except Anchovies Day
November 13 is . . . . National Indian Pudding Day
November 14 is . . . . Operation Room Nurse Day
November 15 is . . . . National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day
November 16 is . . . . Button Day
November 17 is . . . . Take A Hike Day
November 18 is . . . . Occult Day
November 19 is . . . . Have A Bad Day Day
November 20 is . . . . Absurdity Day
November 21 is . . . . World Hello Day and False Confessions Day
November 22 is . . . . Start Your Own Country Day
November 23 is . . . . National Cashew Day
November 24 is . . . . Use Even If Seal Is Broken Day & Thanksgiving Day
November 25 is . . . . National Parfait Day (I thought that was every day!)
November 26 is . . . . Shopping Reminder Day (we needed a day to remember to shop?)
November 27 is . . . . Pins And Needles Day
November 28 is . . . . Make Your Own Head Day (can’t wait for this one!)
November 29 is . . . . Square Dance Day
November 30 is . . . . Stay At Home Because You're Well Day