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Featured below is the top five most politically incorrect things I mumbled under my breath this week. I can't say it at work, folks, and I can't say it at the PTA... But by golly I'm gonna say it here! I hope to keep this up each week...Enjoy!

5. 25 years ago Dr. Spock introduced a great experiment.The experiment is over...look at the 25 year-olds. Let’s start beating the kids again.

4. When I die, I’m donating all my money and assets to create an “American Heterosexual Republican Only College Fund” Let the ACLU sue a crazy dead woman.

3. The next woman I see wearing a skirt (or slacks or a dress) and
flip-flops to work should be dragged back to her closet by her hair to start the day over.

2. If your daughter is 15 and pregnant and you’ve got the nerve to say, “I don’t know what happened...we did everything right!” You need slapped.

And the number one politically incorrect thing I mumbled under my breath this week….

1. Just because they make it in your size, honey...does NOT mean
you should wear it!